The Draft

I need to say something very brief, yet very important. I’m referring to George Bush’s newly appointed war advisor, who considers the draft an option.

I can talk about the facts surrounding the appointment of this low level general to this position. I could focus on the fact that two other generals turned down the job, likely because anything other than “LEAVE FUCKING IRAQ, BOMB THE ENTIRE PAKISTAN BORDER” is just plain fucking stupid. Nonsense. Tom foolery. Incompetence. That is THE ONLY advisory to make.

But I won’t focus on that. This is what I want to say. I know that because of this phenomenal failure in Iraq, the second any country steps up, a draft will be instated. It might happen next week, or it might happen if Iran decides it wants to take over Iraq.

But when that does happen. I can only hope more than anything that left wing, right wing, conservative, liberal and independent can all rise up together, acknowledge the line has been crossed, and promptly burn down the White House and take control of the country.

We would put Cheney and Bush on trial in the same way the new Iraq put Saddam on trial. Then we could execute them 2 days after their trial in the middle of the night, and release the HD quality videos of those executions on YouTube. I’m sure we could do that part better.

I truly hope that a full revolt of our country would happen if any of these motherfuckers reinstate the draft. This President or the next should be physically removed from office by the American people. Riot police can’t stop a nation, and I truly hope that our nation would rise in the event of a draft. That is my line.

Of course, the exception would be if we were actually invaded by a real country. If Iran dropped a bomb on New Jersey, I would then hope with the same amount of passion that men would rise to the occasion to willingly fight for their country. I would. If we were attacked at home by a real enemy.

But of course, we made Iraq our enemy. And every day we’re over there, with every civilian killed, we create more enemies in the muslim world. And guess what? They’re not afraid to blow themselves up to kill more than one of us. In fact, it makes them happy to die. It is THE greatest honor.

We are creating the enemy. It’s time to cut our losses and stop creating more enemies. The Muslim World is not to be fucked with. Again, they are glad to kill themselves in order to kill us. They’re fucking insane. And we are not. So let’s just leave them alone and deal with the mess we’ve made. And prevent a fucking draft.