The Sick Blog

The End

2008-07-08T12:56:00.003-04:00

TheSick.net is over. It's been a great many years. But the more I read over these insane writings of mine, the more I realize it's time to close this chapter of my life. Clearly, I'm a talented writer. Since I do it professionally now, I just don't like this anymore. What I did on this website was fucking AWESOME. But it wasn't writing. It was long insane angry ramblings, half of which is

George Carlin

2008-06-23T13:19:00.002-04:00

George Carlin died yesterday. Some may already know this, but George Carlin was my biggest inspiration in this entire world. He is the reason I went after my dream of entertainment. He is the reason I made a blog. He is the reason I used profanity and obscenities to intelligently describe my well thought out points. Well, sometimes they were well thought out. Point is, this blog exists because

An Anus For An Anus

2008-01-13T13:34:00.000-05:00

18 year old step son sodomizes man's 8 year old daughter. Wife bails son out of jail, Step Dad picks him up, brings him to an abaandoned house. He then beats him with a baseball bat and sodomizes HIM with an unknown metal object.Read the story. I would, in all honestly, do the same thing. Possibly more. I would make the conscious and rational decision to do justice myself. I almost believe it's

Matt - Has Returned

2008-01-07T20:47:00.000-05:00

With the return of an election year and the primary's bring the return... of Fucking Matt. I've been so dedicated to radio and the writing I do for it, I just don't have the time or energy to write the way I write on this site. A lot of time and effort goes into everything I write on this site. But I'm a radio host now, meant to entertain and make people laugh. I'm not just an angry writer,

The Draft

2007-08-11T14:51:00.000-04:00

I need to say something very brief, yet very important. I'm referring to George Bush's newly appointed war advisor, who considers the draft an option. I can talk about the facts surrounding the appointment of this low level general to this position. I could focus on the fact that two other generals turned down the job, likely because anything other than "LEAVE FUCKING IRAQ, BOMB THE ENTIRE

Podcast: Episode 10

2007-07-02T16:23:00.000-04:00

Episode 10 Checking in to talk about various news items including the failed London Bombings and my take on the pathetic UK Islamic Terrorists. Completely clueless when it comes to bombing shit. Also, don't think that I'm going to stop writing. Not the case! Just very, very busy and I prefer to work on my radio career in my spare time.

Get Out of Jail Free

2007-07-01T20:31:00.000-04:00

There are some things that everyone simply agrees upon. It doesn't matter if you're left, right, black, or white. Example: Rape. We all agree on the fact that rape is a horrific crime and deserves punishment. So where do we go from there? We all know rape is bad, so what the fuck do we do about it? First, you outlaw it. So when one commits the act of rape, you can properly charge them, and give

Podcast: Episode 9

2007-06-10T19:35:00.000-04:00

Episode 9 Mary Winker, the woman who shot and killed her preacher husband and then took off with her three young kids is sentenced. She gets dick, and I am pissed. Listen to some straight up fury - Sick Style. I know I'm posting a lot of podcasts, because it's what I'm into right now and it's where my career is going. I'll still be writing though. Don't worry. I just need stronger subjects to

Podcast: Episode 8

2007-06-10T08:17:00.001-04:00

Episode 8 Paris Hilton is on the chopping block. I really hate her. I would admit that my disdain for the fucking woman is on an unhealthy level. Listen to my incessant hatred for the skank that is Paris Hilton.

Episode 7

2007-06-07T00:31:00.000-04:00

Episode 7 I had a bit of a revelation while reading a headline. I discuss corrupt politicians like William Jefferson and give me thoughts on the most creative super disease of all time.

Podcast: Episode 6

2007-06-05T01:07:00.001-04:00

Episode 6 I investigate a new story about the extreme and amazing health benefits of Bananas. Do Bananas really cure every health problem imaginable, including a female's lack of logic and reason? Matt The Sick investigates.

New Podcast

2007-06-04T02:15:00.001-04:00

Alright fuckers, the time has come. I am officially an on air personality.I am on my way guys. Keep watching closely, because I'm only going up. The podcasting will happen regularly. It's very important to me and I am now going full speed ahead. I've made two in two days, which you can see in the podcast section or check the latest out here I've made a lot of progress since the last ones I

Graduation

2007-05-25T09:01:00.000-04:00

Last night, while attending my brother's high school graduation, I sat and watched these kids give these unbelievably dull and uninspiring speeches. After nearly falling asleep, I vowed to go home and write a better speech. Not just a better speech, but a graduation speech. So assume that I am the grand leader of my high school and 2007 is my year. This is what I would say. 2007! The end of 12th

A Means To An End

2007-05-22T08:51:00.001-04:00

Here we again, with these fucking gas prices. Ah, how I fondly remember just a few months ago; America was begging OPEC to cut production because the supply was far too high to allow their usual profit margins. I remember it was cut once, just before it got to around 2.20 locally here. Then it got cut again a couple months later. Now, there is suddenly a supply problem? Is it Iraq? Iran has been

Matt Is Coming

2007-05-20T18:36:00.000-04:00