tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092625Sun, 11 Apr 2010 14:47:43 +0000A forum for me to vent my furious anger against the things that piss me off so incredibly badly in my day to day life.http://www.thesick.net/noreply@blogger.com (Matt The Sick)Blogger422125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092625.post-4078732975840519285Tue, 08 Jul 2008 16:56:00 +00002008-08-09T13:49:14.152-04:00TheSick.net is over. It's been a great many years. But the more I read over these insane writings of mine, the more I realize it's time to close this chapter of my life. Clearly, I'm a talented writer. Since I do it professionally now, I just don't like this anymore. What I did on this website was fucking AWESOME. But it wasn't writing. It was long insane angry ramblings, half of which is http://www.thesick.net/2008/07/end.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Matt The Sick)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092625.post-148503273052829963Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:19:00 +00002008-06-23T16:53:38.389-04:00George Carlin died yesterday. Some may already know this, but George Carlin was my biggest inspiration in this entire world. He is the reason I went after my dream of entertainment. He is the reason I made a blog. He is the reason I used profanity and obscenities to intelligently describe my well thought out points. Well, sometimes they were well thought out. Point is, this blog exists because http://www.thesick.net/2008/06/george-carlin.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Matt The Sick)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092625.post-4907807796642585624Sun, 13 Jan 2008 18:34:00 +00002008-01-13T13:45:33.695-05:0018 year old step son sodomizes man's 8 year old daughter. Wife bails son out of jail, Step Dad picks him up, brings him to an abaandoned house. He then beats him with a baseball bat and sodomizes HIM with an unknown metal object.Read the story. I would, in all honestly, do the same thing. Possibly more. I would make the conscious and rational decision to do justice myself. I almost believe it's http://www.thesick.net/2008/01/anus-for-anus.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Matt The Sick)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092625.post-4697596202242547289Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:47:00 +00002008-01-07T21:07:10.125-05:00With the return of an election year and the primary's bring the return... of Fucking Matt. I've been so dedicated to radio and the writing I do for it, I just don't have the time or energy to write the way I write on this site. A lot of time and effort goes into everything I write on this site. But I'm a radio host now, meant to entertain and make people laugh. I'm not just an angry writer, http://www.thesick.net/2008/01/matt-has-returned.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Matt The Sick)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092625.post-3577002783362228208Sat, 11 Aug 2007 18:51:00 +00002007-08-11T15:08:25.503-04:00I need to say something very brief, yet very important. I'm referring to George Bush's newly appointed war advisor, who considers the draft an option. I can talk about the facts surrounding the appointment of this low level general to this position. I could focus on the fact that two other generals turned down the job, likely because anything other than "LEAVE FUCKING IRAQ, BOMB THE ENTIRE http://www.thesick.net/2007/08/draft.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Matt The Sick)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092625.post-8836284127978206007Mon, 02 Jul 2007 20:23:00 +00002007-07-02T16:24:02.771-04:00Episode 10 Checking in to talk about various news items including the failed London Bombings and my take on the pathetic UK Islamic Terrorists. Completely clueless when it comes to bombing shit. Also, don't think that I'm going to stop writing. Not the case! Just very, very busy and I prefer to work on my radio career in my spare time.http://www.thesick.net/2007/07/podcast-episode-10.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Matt The Sick)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092625.post-6395705812880731547Mon, 02 Jul 2007 00:31:00 +00002007-07-02T19:36:29.324-04:00PoliticsThere are some things that everyone simply agrees upon. It doesn't matter if you're left, right, black, or white. Example: Rape. We all agree on the fact that rape is a horrific crime and deserves punishment. So where do we go from there? We all know rape is bad, so what the fuck do we do about it? First, you outlaw it. So when one commits the act of rape, you can properly charge them, and give http://www.thesick.net/2007/07/there-are-some-things-that-everyone.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Matt The Sick)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092625.post-9223040872859571357Sun, 10 Jun 2007 23:35:00 +00002007-06-10T19:37:48.920-04:00PodcastEpisode 9 Mary Winker, the woman who shot and killed her preacher husband and then took off with her three young kids is sentenced. She gets dick, and I am pissed. Listen to some straight up fury - Sick Style. I know I'm posting a lot of podcasts, because it's what I'm into right now and it's where my career is going. I'll still be writing though. Don't worry. I just need stronger subjects to http://www.thesick.net/2007/06/podcast-episode-9.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Matt The Sick)26tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092625.post-4132154963712422983Sun, 10 Jun 2007 12:17:00 +00002007-06-10T19:35:13.902-04:00PodcastEntertainmentEpisode 8 Paris Hilton is on the chopping block. I really hate her. I would admit that my disdain for the fucking woman is on an unhealthy level. Listen to my incessant hatred for the skank that is Paris Hilton.http://www.thesick.net/2007/06/podcast-episode-8.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Matt The Sick)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092625.post-4437925387546385785Thu, 07 Jun 2007 04:31:00 +00002007-06-07T00:32:14.770-04:00PodcastEpisode 7 I had a bit of a revelation while reading a headline. I discuss corrupt politicians like William Jefferson and give me thoughts on the most creative super disease of all time.http://www.thesick.net/2007/06/episode-7.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Matt The Sick)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092625.post-7279372128664543782Tue, 05 Jun 2007 05:07:00 +00002007-06-07T00:34:01.969-04:00PodcastEpisode 6 I investigate a new story about the extreme and amazing health benefits of Bananas. Do Bananas really cure every health problem imaginable, including a female's lack of logic and reason? Matt The Sick investigates.http://www.thesick.net/2007/06/podcast-episode-6.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Matt The Sick)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092625.post-1950453479320274520Mon, 04 Jun 2007 06:15:00 +00002007-06-20T12:18:12.174-04:00PodcastAlright fuckers, the time has come. I am officially an on air personality.I am on my way guys. Keep watching closely, because I'm only going up. The podcasting will happen regularly. It's very important to me and I am now going full speed ahead. I've made two in two days, which you can see in the podcast section or check the latest out here I've made a lot of progress since the last ones I http://www.thesick.net/2007/06/new-podcast.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Matt The Sick)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092625.post-6434301779035692932Fri, 25 May 2007 13:01:00 +00002007-05-25T09:28:55.584-04:00SpeechLast night, while attending my brother's high school graduation, I sat and watched these kids give these unbelievably dull and uninspiring speeches. After nearly falling asleep, I vowed to go home and write a better speech. Not just a better speech, but a graduation speech. So assume that I am the grand leader of my high school and 2007 is my year. This is what I would say. 2007! The end of 12thhttp://www.thesick.net/2007/05/graduation.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Matt The Sick)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092625.post-7343120700522942697Tue, 22 May 2007 12:51:00 +00002007-05-22T09:10:33.498-04:00VillainsPoliticsHere we again, with these fucking gas prices. Ah, how I fondly remember just a few months ago; America was begging OPEC to cut production because the supply was far too high to allow their usual profit margins. I remember it was cut once, just before it got to around 2.20 locally here. Then it got cut again a couple months later. Now, there is suddenly a supply problem? Is it Iraq? Iran has beenhttp://www.thesick.net/2007/05/means-to-end.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Matt The Sick)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092625.post-8719629967653984351Sun, 20 May 2007 22:36:00 +00002007-06-20T12:15:18.988-04:00Radio<!--All is well in Matthew Land. In fact, I would say things are the best they have ever been. The quality of my life everyday is the best its ever been. I am a man on fire. I'm making what any reasonable person would call god-like progress at the radio station. I'm just moving up like I've got a rocket up my ass. I don't even know where to begin. For once, I don't want to come off as an http://www.thesick.net/2007/05/all-is-well-in-matthew-land.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Matt The Sick)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092625.post-6827467521001007500Fri, 27 Apr 2007 13:47:00 +00002007-04-27T09:49:48.981-04:00Initially, I gave Cho: The Virginia Tech Killer sympathy. I feel for kids who get to that point where they don't know what else to do. I explained that if someone took the time out to give this kid some fucking compassion, he probably wouldn't have done this. As more details have come out, it has become quite evident that nothing was going to stop Cho. He was done with the world, period the end.http://www.thesick.net/2007/04/second-look-at-cho.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Matt The Sick)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092625.post-7693193331243088820Tue, 24 Apr 2007 13:38:00 +00002007-04-24T09:54:08.974-04:00RadioEntertainmentI got the opportunity to interview Alec Baldwin on the radio today. He's on a big press tour promoting 30 Rock. I hear the show may be slacking in ratings lately, and I was able to convince his people that it was worth his time to get on the phone with me. I think it turned out well - and I think that I nailed this interview. Check out Matt The Sick interviewing Alec Baldwin.http://www.thesick.net/2007/04/my-interview-with-alec-baldwin.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Matt The Sick)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092625.post-4758566482878671740Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:55:00 +00002007-04-20T09:10:04.069-04:00EntertainmentAlex Baldwin is in the news. I hate entertainment news, I really do. But I need to defend Alex Baldwin on this one. Here's the deal. He left his daughter a mean message. He stopped everything he was doing, probably something very important and movie related, to call his daughter and her phone was off. He's involved in an absolutely nasty custody battle. His wife is a scum bag, and they have to http://www.thesick.net/2007/04/alec-baldwin.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Matt The Sick)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092625.post-117699154890366188Thu, 19 Apr 2007 13:06:00 +00002007-04-19T10:06:51.606-04:00I have intentionally waited a few days to weigh in on the Virginia Tech Massacre. I wanted to wait and let things sick in and make the right opinion. I often change my mind on things if I speak too early. After a lot of thought, I have come to a conclusion. I have talked about these things before. I have strong feelings about the people who do these things. I never blame them - only the events http://www.thesick.net/2007/04/virginia-tech-how-to-be-hero.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Matt The Sick)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092625.post-117660409631139389Sat, 14 Apr 2007 21:35:00 +00002007-06-20T12:16:52.132-04:00<!--What a week for Mr. Sick! The morning guy went on vacation, so I got to do the morning thing at work which includes broadcasting the syndicated Bob & Sheri Morning Show, doing weather reports twice an hour, and announcing the winner of the daily contest. I did that all week - and today I finally started my show. The weekly Saturday shift. Saturday from 12-3 is the time when the most people http://www.thesick.net/2007/04/radio-show-debut.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Matt The Sick)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092625.post-117620878755380172Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:14:00 +00002007-04-11T08:34:28.616-04:00I really hate Don Imus. I hate his lukewarm vanilla form of radio. I hate his voice. I hate that he broadcasts his radio show from a TV studio. I hate his big ugly head. I hate his cowboy hat. I hate his stupid, just-barely-making-it career. I hate the hacks on his stupid show. I hate when people call him a shock jock, because he isn't. He's a political fucking commentator who occasionally makes http://www.thesick.net/2007/04/imus-versus-black.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Matt The Sick)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092625.post-117526116353015743Fri, 30 Mar 2007 13:58:00 +00002007-03-30T10:26:03.576-04:00The Bush administration always finds a way to stoop to a new low with me. I've seen a lot of despicable actions from their side of the fence, but we're at a new level. I'm talking about the Correspondent's Dinner. It's a tradition in which the president (intentionally lowercased) gets together with the media to have a tuxedo-clad event in which everyone makes incredibly obnoxious jokes about http://www.thesick.net/2007/03/you-can-die-while-i-laugh.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Matt The Sick)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092625.post-117440604017969740Tue, 20 Mar 2007 16:10:00 +00002007-03-20T16:59:47.340-04:00Last night while going to bed, I put on my local CW, formerly UPN channel and watched a man named Bill Keller host his show Live Prayer. He's a local guy on the local affiliate. He's a religious fucko who is pretty good at articulating his points. He is a born again Christian with a criminal past that involves fraud. It's highly offensive to me and I love to watch. It just pisses me off so good. http://www.thesick.net/2007/03/choice-of-gay-have-faith.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Matt The Sick)6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092625.post-117371458155025491Mon, 12 Mar 2007 15:45:00 +00002007-03-12T12:49:41.593-04:00I just don't care. All news is entertainment news. If it's not Anna Nicole's decaying corpse making headlines, then it's Britney and her fucking hair. I don't care. Right now on CNN.com, the leading story with the big ass picture is about one of their anchors getting boyfucked by a priest. Then they have additional headlines. 4 of the 12 headlines are entertainment headlines. This isn't to http://www.thesick.net/2007/03/news-sucks.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Matt The Sick)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092625.post-117319144291100742Tue, 06 Mar 2007 14:14:00 +00002007-03-06T09:30:42.953-05:00Ann Coulter is the biggest cunt to have ever lived on earth. Not only is she an enormous cunt, but she's prejudice and hateful and the depths of my heart ache for whoever has to fuck her. She called John Edwards a faggot. She refuses to apologize, claiming that the word "faggot" is simply a schoolyard insult for a wuss. She sounds exactly like the dozen rednecks who I've heard say "Nigger is http://www.thesick.net/2007/03/ann-coulter-is-faggot.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Matt The Sick)4