Now, this is very important. So pay close attention.

Anything that I say that seems outlandish, extreme, mean, cruel, or harsh is satire.

Sat-ire: A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.

Do you understand that? That means if I say "I hope you get cancer of the anus, then on the way home from the hospital I hope you get hit by a bus.", that means I am being satirical. That type of speech is satire. It is not meant to be construed as threatening. It is an exaggeration of my emotions, thoughts, and ideas to create humor. It's entertainment, folks.

If you ever decide to file a lawsuit, for whatever reason possible, in the event that you lose said lawsuit, you agree to pay all of my legal costs, including but not limited to time lost from work, lawyer fees, transportation, etc. Any extra costs that I have to pay due to your lawsuit will be fully reimbursed. By reading my website, and by reading this very disclaimer, you fully agree to call terms and conditions.

Also note that I do not really want anyone to die, anyone to get a sexually transmitted disease, or for any harm to come to anyone. It's entertainment. Keep that in mind before you make the decision to attempt to mess with my personal life.

Also note that this website is in no way associated with any business. It is completely independent. It may be associated with other websites on the internet, but none in real life. I am fully independent, and this website is not associated with any business.

And I think that's it for now. If anybody had any suggestions to add to this disclaimer, please email me.