Podcast: Episode 9
Mary Winker, the woman who shot and killed her preacher husband and then took off with her three young kids is sentenced. She gets dick, and I am pissed. Listen to some straight up fury - Sick Style.
I know I'm posting a lot of podcasts, because it's what I'm into right now and it's where my career is going. I'll still be writing though. Don't worry. I just need stronger subjects to write about. The podcasts are great though, and high quality. I'm not some douche bag sitting at the computer talking into the same mic he uses to chat with his online girlfriend.
I'm a professional broadcaster, with a professional radio job, with a professional microphone using professional software to produce my amazing podcast.
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posted by Matt The Sick at 7:35:00 PM
26 Comments:
BOOOOORRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNNNNG!!!
Definitely not boring. It was only 10 minutes long, had a ton of anger and energy and was very well produced.
If you thought that was boring, you might not be the type of person who can listen to spoken word at your computer.
Put it on your iPod and then listen to it. On the go. When you're waiting for lunch at the chinese place or whatever.
Entertaining someone, alone and by yourself, with a microphone while they sit at the computer isn't easy.
I'm good at it, but it's a lot of pressure and it just isn't for some people. If you think that was boring, then it's just not for you.
No, it was just BORING!!! It was 10 minutes of rambling about the same thing. Your so-called "anger" and "energy" was forced as you obviously read your podcast. If you want your anger to come through, try ad-libbing your story. It is evident that you are trying to "act" angry, but I wouldn't say you were convincing.
"Entertaining someone, alone and by yourself, with a microphone while they sit at the computer isn't easy."
So, you are admitting that you are not entertaining. You admit that you have to have peripheral stimulation to find you entertaining. That might be the only wise thing you have said in a while.
Ok - I tried to be polite, but you're an ingnorant cunt. So with that being said, I must treat you like the little ignorant cunt you are.
I was politely saying that you're a fucking idiot who isn't interested in Podcasts. If you weren't entertained by that, then I can tell you it just doesn't work for a simple fuck, like yourself.
As for me reading, of course I'm reading bullet points. Everyone who reads anything on TV or Radio has bullet points, a telepromter, or cue cards. IGNORANT little simple headed cunt.
I am very, VERY entertaining. I would never say otherwise. I was saying it's not easy. I was saying that I don't have cohosts to back me up and I have the burden of a big dumb douche bag like yourself sitting at the computer listened when you have about 1000 other things on the computer and internet you can do instead.
Like jerk off to gay porn. Go do that instead - and fuck yourself. You know nothing, and you shouldn't speak of anything when you're clearly and obviosly an ignorant little cunt. Now off you go to your gay porn.
"As for me reading, of course I'm reading bullet points. Everyone who reads anything on TV or Radio has bullet points, a telepromter, or cue cards. IGNORANT little simple headed cunt."
"BULLET POINTS???" You are reading it word for word. The only times you try to stray off and do your own thing you start to stutter, and then you go back to your "bullet points." Stick to radio, because obviously your punctuation proves you are not good at the written word. Maybe that is why your not good at the "spoken" word either, because your writing sucks. Better yet, stick to being a delivery boy!
Like I said before, you're an ignorant cunt.
I don't read word for word, and it doesn't even sound like it. My presentation is clear and organized. I have bullet points AS WELL as specific lines and points I want to hit, so I say exactly what I mean to say. Of course I have specific lines I read. That is EXACTLY what a WELL PRODUCED and PROFESSIONAL podcast is, you fucking dumb shit.
If I did read the entire thing completely, that would be great. It's called PRODUCTION, you ignorant whore. It's just THE WAY you make quality. I don't have the time to write out my entire podcast.
You're so naive, it's making me want to get violent. Nothing makes more me furious then when someone who is completely misinformed about the inner workings of something tries to give their opinion on it. Fuck yourself, guy.
This is all stuff that your simple head can't comprehend. The way I produce my work is none of your fucking business. I keep calling you an ignorant cunt for a reason. I'm not just throwing the words out there. You are literally, ignorant.
And my punctuation and language skills are fan-fucking-tastic. And I will admit, I'm not a great speaker yet. I've only been doing it professionally for less than a year. I will be a great speaker though. You become a great ANYTHING by practicing.
And you have a problem with that. So blow me, kid. You've got nothing in your life, and obviously my politics and my opinions make you want to shit in your pants.
I understand. You're alone and you're a nothing. Have fun with that life. I'll have fun with mine.
I just love when people like you are outwitted, you resort to name calling. It shows your true character, or lack thereof. I don't care if you read word for word or do your entire spiel off the top of your head...I'm just saying the way you are doing it now is down right boring. If you want to make it in radio you need to speak better and to use your voice in ways that is believable. You fluctuate the loudness of your voice, but you still sound monotone. Its weird and unprofessional. If you want to THINK you are great, that is fine with me...but, you will never BE great if you continue with how you are doing things.
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Fuck yourself, Pastor fuckhead. I'm tired of you're ignorant shit. I moved to SPRING HILL, which is 45 minutes from Tampa. You dumb motherfuckers.
You made a post that was, completely full of shit. Not one word you said was accurate other than I moved in the first place.
I moved BACK when I was offered a PAID job closer to where I originally lived. So please, kill yourself and stop commenting on my posts.
Your comments are not welcome. Don't even reply back. Just go away, like the big dumb ignorant cunt you are.
Wow, the truth really does hurt, huh Matt?
Pastor Jim
I didn't tell one single lie, Matt. You just can't handle being called out! You lived in Citrus Springs because you said you lived in a town with 3,000 people and you even listed their police force. Where you said that was the police force in your town. Then you said you were moving to a town that was "four times" the size as where you lived. That would be 12,000 people. Low and behold, Homosassa Springs has a population of 12,458. Four times Citrus Springs. Oh, yeah, it is also the town your radio station is in. Now you say you moved to Spring Hill. Spring Hill has about 70 thousand people. A little bit more than four times three thousand. Check out your "math blog" for reference. So, who exactly is telling all of the lies??? Oh what a tangled web, Matt...what a tangled web!!! Don't try to outsmart someone who is smarter than you or anyone you know.
Pastor Jim
Oh yeah, Matt...Spring Hill is over 50 miles away from Tampa. That does not constitute a "suburb." It is also an hour, not 45 minutes, away. Quit trying to build yourself up as something you are not. You are fibbing about things that are easily detected. Not smart.
Oh yeah, it is obvious that I am right, seeing as how you took off the link to you radio station!!! Are you ashamed now???
PJ
PJ,
Is this how you spend your time? You ought to find some other interests.
20 minutes, Ken....20 minutes!!!
PJ
PJ, I don't know wether to let you sit there and look like an idiot or not. I can't decide, but I feel the need to correct you anyway. You are quite possibly the dumbest motherfucker I've ever met.
You sit here, and jerk off while you read my website, and then recite half-guesses and present them as whole truths.
Read this clearly. YOU ARE A WRONG.
I've never lived in Citrus Springs, you fucking fool. And the town I work in has nothing to do with the BROADCASTING radio station I work at. You know, the one with a fucking BROADCAST TOWER?
In what dumb fucking la la land of yours did you get the idea that a radio station broadcasts to one single town?
Here are the facts - you dumb lazy cunt. I moved to Spring Hill after I got out of school. Spring Hill is considered a suburb of Tampa. Many people who live in Spring Hill work in Tampa. I wanted to live halfway between home and Tampa, so I moved there. Get it, ya fucking dummy?
I was going to work for FREE in Tampa - but after I already moved to Spring Hill, I was offered a paid job much closer to where I originally lived. Forget Citrus Springs - I have no idea where you got this town name. I have no affiliation with it at all.
I moved back, doing better than ever, and I'm happier and more successful than ever. I removed the links to my stations website because when you googled the station's name, I was coming up #3 and #4 on the search results.
As you know, Internet Matt and Radio Matt are separate entities.
And again - do go and fuck yourself. I have no idea what you're accusing me of lying about, but I have nothing to lie about. That's the great thing about me.
I'm fucking bad ass, and everything I say is the truth.
Also, thanks Ken. Appreciate the words.
And PJ, please. Stop reading. Thank you.
Pastor Jim - You are so pathetic. I know you're obsessed with me. I know you want to be me. I know you are obsessed with me, but I'm telling you right now that you have to move on. You are no longer welcome to the site.
You truly are pathetic. What kind of maniac has the audacity to tell me I never lived somewhere? You are truly - our of your fucking mind. You're a pathetic nothing Pastor Jim, who has made nothing of your pathetic life.
You have kids who hate you because you're again, a pathetic born again failure piece of shit who is driven insane by my constance success.
You sit here and pretend to know all this stuff about me, but it's all bullshit. You know nothing. You lie and then present it as fact. Allow me to tell some truth now.
You're pathetic. Stop posting on the site and stop reading my blog. You're not welcome and you're banned, as of now.
And just to let you know - INTERNING is much different that VOLUNTEERING - You stupid fucking cunt. You must be the dumbest fat headed fuck I've ever met. Go kill yourself, guy. You're done for.
Matt, you truly are the "pathetic" one! Why would I give up a wonderful marriage, beautiful child, very good paycheck, a meaningful role in society, and prolific knowledge to become a broke, wrastlin' watchin', un-wed child having, 21 year old, ignorant, when things get tough mommy and daddy calling, thoughtless imbecile!!! You think you are smart...why would I want to be you. I was ahead of you now in life when I was 12.
If you were actually "interning" then you would have said "interning" instead of "working for free." Also, when I interned and when all of my friends interned...we all got paid. Maybe you should attend a school that takes longer than 3 months to complete. You might not have to "work for free" anymore. Only an idiot would "work for free" when they have a new baby to feed.
You always brag about how great you are, and how you are always the best at what you do...
You quit baseball.
You quit school.
You got fired after a couple months from your first job.
You couldn't move up in the incredibly difficult Domino's industry.
You quit your delivery job.
You walked out on your lease.
You now work in the smallest county in Florida.
Sounds like a completely successful life to me. You have obviously done everything to its fullest potential.
I know you won't post this. I see you have changed all of your posts which I proved wrong. You can erase this one, too, so you can feel better about your waste of a life!!!
PJ
I'll allow this one, because at least this time you don't present your bullshit as fact. Where do I begin to sort out the idiocy that is the dumbest fuck I've ever met on the internet: PJ.
First off, you are insanely jealous of me. I realize you've had a worthless life. I get it, and I know you're insanely jealous of the success I've had in such short time. I get it. But you need to relax - the jealousy isn't necessary.
Now, PJ. I've gotta do the painful thing here, which is point out all of your bullshit. I have no idea how you find the time to read my entire website, and still get EVERYTHING wrong. Where do I even begin?
I'm far from broke. I said this once, but you looked that over - being the dumb born again cunt you are.
I love wrestling - and there's nothing wrong with that. For being a religious man, you do an awful lot of assuming and judging. I happen to love sports entertainment, kinda like you love little boys.
I don't ask my parents for help. I haven't since I've been an adult anyway. Unless it's to babysit or something. My parents will do nice things for me every now and then, but that's out of generosity and not out of necessity. My parents give a shit - unlike yours. Either they're dead or they treated you like shit and you had to live without their love.
Whichever, I say good for them. I have good parents and you have shitty ones. Sorry for your luck. And again, I haven't needed their help for a long - long time.
Moving on - Just because I don't agree with your fucking bizarre religious marriage rituals doesn't mean I have to partake in the insane action. Sure, I'd like to one day. But a magical man in the sky doesn't say I have to be married in order to have a kid. Fucko.
When you were 12 years old, you were still getting fucked by your Dad. Clearly, you had no time to learn.
And I have no idea where you learned what interning meant. Let me explain.
INTERN: A student or a recent graduate undergoing supervised practical training.
Why should a company pay me to learn? That's what an internship is - you fucking fool. Secondly, being the dumb motherfucker you clearly are, you pull your asinine "pick and choose the facts" move.
I moved to Spring Hill to intern at the #1 radio station for adults 18-54 in Tampa. After I had already moved, I was offered I paid job. I then moved back after about four months. Financially, I'm doing better than I ever have. Don't count my money. Just keep focusing on the fact that I'm earning more than you and I'm more successful than you and I haven't had to work nearly as hard as you - and I did it all about 20 years sooner than you. Pathetic.
I am in fact, great.
Eventually, people have to stop playing all games. I quit baseball when I was 16 because I smoked. I then used baseball to quit smoking at age 20. Baseball did me right, and I still play baseball at least once a month. I've never quit baseball.
I never quit my delivery job. I don't know why you take all of these facts and present them as truth - but I keep making you look like a fucking idiot. And it's getting old for me.
In fact, I was delivering tonight. I just moved to a brand new Domino's. I still work there about 15 hours a week just because I enjoy doing it. I don't even need to, financially. It's a good feeling.
I made a verbal agreement with an absolute lying cunt to terminate the lease two months early. She turned in to a big bullshit-fest.
Citrus County IS NOT the smallest county in Florida. I don't know where you got that information, but it's false. I don't know if you mean size or population. Regardless, I am at a very well known radio station and very happy.
Of corse, you wouldn't know a thing about radio markets or anything like that. You can't grasp the fact that the town I live in means shit in regards to where my fucking voice gets transmitted by a giant tower - you god damn fool.
I am beyond successful for 21. I am the most successful 21 year old I know. Doesn't it suck for you PJ, knowing your life is a big fucking waste? I pity you, boy fucker.
And I have never modified a single post on this website, other than to cover my ass at work. I cannot associate my radio job with this website. Those are the only chances that I've ever made.
This is the last time I will defend myself to you. I hope I've made it clear to you. Stop reading my site and stop commenting. You're not welcomed and you're pathetic.
Get off the fucking computer and spend some time with the whore you call your wife. I bet if she'd make love to you occasionally, you wouldn't have so much time to be obsessed with me and my amazing life.
So please, ask her to bang your big blubbery ass for me. I'd appreciate it, because I am beyond tired of you. In fact, I just set up a rule in my email that will automatically send any mail from you into my junk folder" I love the simplify of Mail on a Mac. Makes it so easy to deal with insane fans like you.
Just move on, boy fucker. I hope I've made it clear that I have had an amazing first half of my life. Not even - first quarter! I'm on fire and doing very good for myself. You won't convince me of that. All you convince me of is that:
Born Again's are motherfuckers.
You fuck boys.
Your wife won't fuck you.
Your parents hate you.
You hate yourself.
You're jealous of my life.
And you love to be offended by me. It hurts so good, doesn't it? Enjoy the frustration - And enjoy knowing that not one word you ever try to respond to me with will even be seen by my eyes.
PS: PJs wife, find it in your heart to fuck your pathetic husband. Thanks!
"I'm far from broke. I said this once, but you looked that over - being the dumb born again cunt you are." ----- Is that why you told your landlord you couldn't move if you didn't get your deposit back, because you didn't have the money to put on a new place???
"I love wrestling - and there's nothing wrong with that. For being a religious man, you do an awful lot of assuming and judging." ---- I said you watch wrastlin'...where is the assuming if you admit you do it?
"I don't ask my parents for help. I haven't since I've been an adult anyway....I haven't needed their help for a long - long time." ------ Just a few months ago you had to call your parents to help you out with your landlord. You had to have your mommy call to take care of your business. Your daddy had to come down from New Jersey to help you out. Then when you were talking about getting pulled over by the police, you asked the officer if you could call your mommy.
"But a magical man in the sky doesn't say I have to be married in order to have a kid." ---- No, it is called taking responsibility!
"Why should a company pay me to learn?" Please don't tell me you are serious about this one!!! Its called investing in their future. Most reputable companies hire their interns. Did you get that??? HIRE!!! This well let the company see how an individual learns and works within the company's environment. If it doesn't work out, they are only out a couple of months pay. Wow, I really hope you weren't serious.
"I moved to Spring Hill to intern at the #1 radio station for adults 18-54 in Tampa. After I had already moved, I was offered I paid job. I then moved back after about four months." ---- I have already explained to you how the months don't add up, so I won't do it again.
"Eventually, people have to stop playing all games. I quit baseball when I was 16 because I smoked. I then used baseball to quit smoking at age 20. Baseball did me right, and I still play baseball at least once a month. I've never quit baseball." ----- Do you know how many minor league players smoke??? Good excuse!!! Once a month, huh? Nice.
"Of corse, you wouldn't know a thing about radio markets or anything like that. You can't grasp the fact that the town I live in means shit in regards to where my fucking voice gets transmitted by a giant tower - you god damn fool." ---- Are you broadcast on satellite? If not, then only the people about 45 miles from you can hear you. Since you are in such a tiny populated area, that means about noone, unless people are logging on to hear Matt.
"And I have never modified a single post on this website, other than to cover my ass at work. I cannot associate my radio job with this website. Those are the only chances that I've ever made." ---- You edited previous comments on this discussion.
Matt, do you think it bothers me that you call me names? You can assume anything about me you want. The difference between me and you is that I haven't written my life story over the internet. You know nothing about me. I know everything about you. I know your name. I know where you live. I know your phone number. I know where you work. I know everything Matt. You know some catholic guy calls me PJ. Who's the dumb one now? And now you have to make all of these changes on your blog, what a shame.
"The average salary for a local radio DJ is rarely more than 1,500 dollars (USD) a month, usually paid out as an hourly wage. Only a small percentage of nationally recognized radio talents earn the top wages associated with the entertainment industry. Most radio disk jockeys supplement their income through mobile DJ work or nightclub gigs."
Or pizza delivery! Even if you make three times the average (which you are only making the average) your paycheck still sucks!
Everthing PJ says about you is spot on.
Wow!
Anonymous Cunt Boy
Well then I guess I'm paid pretty well! That's good to know, because I wasn't sure where salary ranked, but it's good to know that it's above average. I thank you for that.
Also know that I'm not just a DJ at the radio station. I'm a commercial producer and the web master for two radio station websites.
Thank you for the interest into my salary level, I certainly appreciate you looking out.
And my paycheck doesn't suck. You forget I live in a small town, so rent is cheap and well, everything is cheap. I'm very happy right now and my bank account balance is reflective of that.
I don't even need to deliver pizzas to make ends meet. I just do it so I'm always well ahead. There's nothing wrong with maximizing my earning potential. If I could put those hours in at the radio station, I would.
I just like working and earning a decent income. If I have to work a lot of hours to do so, that's very fine with me. I'm willing to work to get what I want, while you sit on the internet and read about me doing so.
Ken>
You know, I hate to be a dick sometimes. But the fact of the matter is, this guy has been obsessed with me for years.
I messed up on setting up my Rules filter, and one of his emails got through and this fucking guy, he's claiming he knows my phone number and my address and all of this crazy shit. I might have to get in touch with his ISP and then his local police department.
I've had to do this on two other occasions with maniacs like this. When I say enough stuff to offend them, they tend to snap and get all Internet Stalker on me.
The guy is literally, insane. He knows almost everything about me. I think he's read every single one of my over 400 posts on this site. But the obnoxious thing is that he reads them, and then remembers about half of the details. Then presents it as fact. He's a big dumb fucking idiot.
He doesn't realize that every users IP is logged when they comment on my site and its sent along with their comment moderation email. The nut job sends me threatening emails all the time, because he can't handle his life. It's why he feels the need to study mine and then argue about it.
First class fucking psychopath. There's a difference between the standard internet dick, like the guy above, and PJ. PJ is quite literally, obsessed with me. The other guy doesn't give a shit, he's just bored and throwing in his two cents.
PJ is fucking obsessed with me and my life. The guy is nuts.
Matt, go ahead and get a hold of my local police. They will laugh at you. They will see that the only thing I have done is point out all of your failures in life. I haven't threatened you in any way. I could give two cents about you. I'm just letting you know that you are the ignorant one by letting out all of your personal information. And, I know you see all of these posts, so, don't act like one of my e-mails snuck through.
Am I the standard internet dick?
No Ken. I like you. You give your opinion in a clear and respectful way. You're not, an obsessed maniac like Pastor Jim.
You're not some obsessed guy who wants to be me. You have a life with things to do. You are a guy who lives his life, and isn't obsessed with the life of another.
That's old Pastor Jim, the boy lover.
You're a good guy, Ken.
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