I really hate Don Imus. I hate his lukewarm vanilla form of radio. I hate his voice. I hate that he broadcasts his radio show from a TV studio. I hate his big ugly head. I hate his cowboy hat. I hate his stupid, just-barely-making-it career. I hate the hacks on his stupid show. I hate when people call him a shock jock, because he isn’t. He’s a political fucking commentator who occasionally makes dirty jokes. He’s the proverbial wacky morning guy, except he has managed to gain respect as a political morning show.
Regardless, I must stand up and defend this horrifically ugly motherfucker. As I type this, I am sitting in the studio at the radio station I work at. My dream job. My dream career. I run the board and rebroadcast a syndicated morning show, read and write weather reports, and announce the daily contest winner. It’s a great gig. But I’m working 60 hours a week every week as hard as I can so I can be that syndicated show. So I can get where people like Imus are.
So you may understand my perspective when I get absolutely fucking irate at people like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. I get pissed at the media for not exposing this bile for what it is. Luckily, you have me to explain why this is happening.
First we must establish that there is nothing horribly wrong with an old man jokingly calling an entire basket ball team “nappy headed hos.” Trust me, as a man in radio, when I tell you that the old leather faced fuck was handed a note with a joke on it. He read it. He didn’t even think of it. Yes, it was rude, and offensive. That’s what edgy morning radio is. That is what he is paid to do. In radio, we say “It hurts so good.” People absolutely love to be offended.
This shit has been blown to Mars because of two lying, fraudulent, evil, racist motherfuckers. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. What people don’t understand is these two guys are by all means, the leaders of the blacks. President and Vice President of black people in America. They hold this position because they have figured out how to manipulate the black community. They hold this position not because they hate white people, but because they are black supremacists. Sure, I don’t think they like the whites very much. I think they hold a genuine disdain for white people as a whole, and more importantly, I think they believe that black people are better than white people.
Now the only problem is, how do you make money with these ideas? How do you make a shit load of cold hard cash by disliking white people, being quite intelligent and by having an absolute bullshit artist? Start a coalition! It’s like a Church, but without the the religion! It’ll be great!
Give us money so we can represent you. Give us money – this white mothafuckin cracka on the radio said we got nappy hair. News flash motherfuckers, African American hair is, by definition, nappy. Should we skirt around calling you black all together? How about we take a page out of Borat’s book and refer to you as Chocolate Faces?
The fucking guy was joking, and it wasn’t even that bad of a joke. It was clearly “old man saying something inappropriate” humor. Like you guys don’t make fun of the way we dress in public. Like you don’t make fun of our inability to dance in private. Lying assholes.
The gimmick is this. They stand up, make a huge deal anytime anything like this happens, which gets them attention and donations. They get money! They get fucking paid by their supporters every time they make a huge deal out of something. They are literally, Reverends without a true church. They’re race mongers. No one would give a shit if they didn’t throw this on the main stage. Imus would not make a comment like that if he was on a national stage, like the one he’s been put on.
Leave the fucking guy alone. This is what he does. If you don’t like it, don’t listen. Just because you’re offended does not mean he should be taken off the air. This guy has what some would call a legendary radio career. They are trying to ruin it over a joking comment. It’s called cross-culture rumor. An old white guy using the language of a black guy. It’s funny.
Something needs to be done about these fucking race whores. The basketball team came out, and basically said “Hey, you stole our moment and ruined the glory of our accomplishments.” Bullshit. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson stole it. They are the fuckers that didn’t give a shit. They are the fuckers who wanted to blow this into outer space, causing massive amounts of publicity and donations for them.
Al Sharpton is a cunt. I listened to the interview he did with Imus. I would have smacked that racist, NAPPY HAIRED, motherfucker right in the face. You can call me whitey, lame ass, not-knowing-how-to-dance cracker all day long. It’s true. And it’s true Al Sharpton, you have retarded nappy hair and I think you’re racist. I think you’re a black supremacist, and I think you will one day be found out to be an extremely shady motherfucker.
And for the record, I was raised to believe in core American values. One of those values is this: All men are created equal. I truly see everyone as human first and foremost. Color is just an attribute. And if those basketball ladies are getting offended by accusations of nappy hair, I suggest they get hair extensions; like every other black chick I’ve met. It’s not Don Imus’ fault that black people genetically have ugly hair. Like everyone else in life, you’ve got to make the best out of what you have. Don’t get mad about it black guys and girls. I think corn rolls are awesome and I avoid clubs because I just can’t dance.
Addition
Democratic frontrunner, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-New York, said, “I’ve never been asked to go on his show and I’ve never wanted to go on his show and I certainly don’t ever intend to go on his show. I felt that way before his latest, outrageous, hateful, hurtful comments. And they just reaffirmed my belief that there really shouldn’t be a place for that kind of outrageous commentary on the public airwaves.”
What a lying piece of retarded shit. If this evil degenerate whore is elected, I will seriously consider either moving to Canada or killing myself. She’s a fucking Democrat. She’s supposed to be supportive of free speach. She’s pandering to blacks. It’s disgraceful, and it shows exactly what type of person she is. It makes me sick. I want her to get cancer. I want her to have John Edwards’ wife’s cancer. That would be cool.
What is the difference between public airwaves and private airwaves? The only difference is that politicians have won the right to control public airwaves. If they were truly public airwaves, I wouldn’t have had to pay 10 G’s and work my ass off to get on the air. I could have just walked in, and walked on, and said Hi.
It’s all bullshit. She’s a pandering whore and I want her to get smashed in the face. She’s completely full of shit. That’s one of the only things I like about Democrats. They’re generally for personal freedoms and liberties, and one of those is the freedom of speech, even if it’s offensive. And if it wasn’t obvious, I completely disagree with the notion that airwaves are patrolable or subject to regulation and censorship. The FCC was put into place to control signals, transmissions, frequencies. Not broadcast matieral. That is beyond their scope, and they were never intended to hold that position. Trust me, I know.
I have intentionally waited a few days to weigh in on the Virginia Tech Massacre. I wanted to wait and let things sick in and make the right opinion. I often change my mind on things if I speak too early. After a lot of thought, I have come to a conclusion.
These people are a breed. They’re just dead inside, and society does it to them. The kids wear them down with the incessant bullying in school. Then they get old and go to college and spend it in solitude. If one person would have befriended Cho and showed a genuine care in him, he would not have done this. I’ll bet he was a virgin too, which also contributed to this.
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