Entries from November, 2004

Well it looks like there’s finally something to talk about. It seems that Director of Homeland Security Tom Ridge is resigning. This is quite interesting. Now, Tom Ridge was one of W’s biggest campaign donors in 2000. That’s how he got the job anyway. I mean, when this guy was announced as the director of this new agency after 9/11, everyone wondered who the fuck he was and what qualified him to lead such an important agency. I still don’t know. Probably money.

All these fucking assholes resigning. Awww poor babies. They’re jobs are too hard. Fucking bastards. They gain popularity with their fucking positions and then use it to make money with books and speeches so they don’t have to work anymore. It pisses me off. How about you horrible bastards just do your fucking job and serve your fucking country. Bastards. Fucking ingrates.

There’s no fucking news. I don’t get it. What the fuck is going on? Where are all the scandals at? Where are the disasters? Yes, like 25 people died and 120 are trapped in a mine in China, but who cares. I don’t like international news. I like to focus on US news. So what’s going on? Perhaps everyone is just taking it easy this Thanksgiving. Who knows. Either way, I have nothing to talk about and it fucking sucks.

I feel lazy. I’m gonna go do something really unproductive.

And this is why you don’t fuck with kids in school. I’m telling you, people need to cut it the fuck out. These kids today are going nuts because they get fucked with too often. I hope he stabbed every kid who fucked with him. They deserved it.

I find it kind of strange that camera phones are banned in Saudi Arabia. That isn’t even what this story is about though, but that’s what I find most interesting. Apparently, some psycho Saudi bride fucked some girls shit up for taking a pic of her with her camera phone. Why are they banned anyway? Because you can take pictures of people without them knowing? I guess that scares a lot of people. Now what kind of person would be afraid of having their picture taken? Someone who does something wrong a lot. Guess a lot of bad shit is happening over there. Saudi Arabia is gay.

This is absolutely fucking hilarious. Here it goes: Vandals steal big ass blow up SpongeBob. They then leave a hilarious ransom note and sign it as…

How about this fucking story from the Detroit Free Press. This fucking “Crazy Motherfucker” makes a sword at his work and then nearly decapitates a coworker who apparently fucked with him. There’s a guy who freaks me out like this at my new work. His name is Jay. I have a strange feeling he’s going to kill someone. He’s just got that vibe.

Check out the blog of the guy who was embedded with the marine who shot the scumbag insurgent. He’s the one responsible for all of this marine talk. It gives you a more detailed look at what exactly happened that day and gives more details that haven’t been made public yet until now. However, I haven’t heard any of the new facts this guy reports anywhere else. I wonder why that is.

He reveals that there was another guy clearly alive but wounded, who appeared to be more of a threat who was ignored by the marine. Regardless, I don’t give a shit. Kill them all is what I say. However, it appears the media is turning a blind eye and after much public outcry, is taking this marine’s side. Which I think is quite a good thing. I definitely suggest reading his open letter to the devil dogs of the 3.1.

This shit pisses me off. Perfect 10 is suing Google for… being a search engine. Apparently, the grounds of these fucking asshole’s lawsuit is that a person can use Google’s image search to find copyrighted pictures from their site, and a person can use Google to find passwords to their porn site. This is fucking crazy. But it scares me.

It worries me greatly because… What if some fucking crazy judge gives them a win? How much would that change the greatness of the internet? Google makes the internet happen. What if the search engine died? What if we had no Google? Oh man… Such… horrible thoughts.

My rats won’t stop fucking drinking water. I swear it’s like they just ran 50 miles through the dessert or something. It’s been non-stop for about 20 minutes though and it’s fucking driving me insane. It’s like they’re fucking with me. They will stop for like, 5 seconds and I will feel this great relief and then they’ll start it back up. I’m gonna take their fucking water away from them any minute now. This is insanity I tell you.

Between Halo 2 and Need for Speed Underground, I haven’t been blogging much. But that’s ok.

There’s not much going on in the news. The world is pretty boring. The election year was quite exciting. But now there’s just nothing to talk about. So maybe I’ll just talk about myself.

I think I have OCD. My thing isn’t cleanliness or order though. My thing is spending money. I have this OCD like problem with spending money. It kinda sucks, but I think it’s going to be a good trait in my life. Because of it, I come up with awesome ways to save money. Which would be great if I was in charge of a business or something. I should put that on my resume. It would be like this:

I have money spending OCD. I have a very big problem doing it. I refused medication from a psychologist for this problem. This is a completely natural ability that normal people don’t possess. You’re not going to find the type of money saving skills I have from any college graduate.

Yeahhh. They would dig that. I’m off to clean my room now. Which is not something I obsess over. It’s very messy and I haven’t cleaned it since the bicentennial so I think it’s about time.

I’m purposely not talking about the Marine issue. The guy who killed the “dead” insurgent, and the shit he’s getting. I just can’t think too deeply about it or explain my opinion on it. I can’t because it pisses me off too badly. It brings this anger that I just can’t get rid of, and I’d rather not feel that anger than talk about it. When I calm down about it, I shall give my opinion. But it’s been days and every day I get more pissed about it. And that’s that.

I fucking hate daytime television. Fuck Tony Danza and his gay fucking show. What a talentless bitch. The only thing he wasn’t completely shitty in was Angels in the Outfield. And that’s not saying much. “Who’s The Boss?” sucks ass.

I hate The Nanny. A lot. I hate Good Morning America. And I hate Al Roker’s fat annoying bug-eyed ass. I hate Pat Robertson. I hate George Foreman. I hate his grill. I hate Nick Jr. I hate this fat irish gay bastard on The Food Channel. Fuck TV Guide channel. What the fuck. I remember when the ‘What’s on TV” channel took up the full fucking screen. Now, you can only see 3 rows at a time, opposed to like 20. What a bunch of shit. God damn bastards.

Oh thank god. FX has saved me. I have found Married With Children. Thank you TV god.

This is fucking hilarious. Apparently, 40% of AOLs customers don’t even own computers. Now, I wasn’t even going to read this article until I started thinking about it. Why the fuck would you sign up for AOL when you don’t own a computer? Perhaps you wanted an account to use on a computer you don’t use? Nah…

In all actuality, these are just incredibly stupid fucking people. Some of them think they’re getting actual virus support. Some think they’re getting access to some sort of yellow pages. The rest, I don’t fucking know. But it just amazes me how many stupid fucking people fall for something that isn’t even intended to mislead or trick. It just amazes me really.

It probably has to do with the fact that AOL sends out so many of those fucking disks. And so many businesses give them out. So these CDs reach all of these stupid fucking morons who don’t know what the fuck to do with them. I didn’t think America was this stupid. It’s quite shocking to me. Yes, how crazy is that? To actually believe my country isn’t fucking retarded. Today, I have learned otherwise.

Old people suck. And they should all die. Except for my grandma. And except for me when I’m old. Otherwise, my opinion stands.