Entries from October, 2004

Well it’s official. Osama Bin Laden Supports Kerry.

Anyone who votes Kerry agrees with Osama. Am I going too far?

On November 2nd, don’t vote Bush. Certainly don’t vote Kerry either. Vote Zim. I believe that Zim is the best candidate there possibly could be. Let’s take a look at where he stands.

Abortions: Pro-choice, possibly even pro-death. Although, his running mate GIR isn’t pro-choice or pro-life. He’s pro-baby.

Gay Marriage: He is against all relationships, period.

Stem Cell Research: He is for it, and in fact, he actually conducts stem cell research on his own. From start to finish. He has the ability to obtain a line on his own, and do all sorts of crazy stuff with it.

Healthcare: “Fend for your filthy stinky human selves” And that about sums it up. He thinks that only the strong survive, and that we’re all going to die. Why delay it?

Foreign Policy: Destroy and conquer them all. Zim is for invading any and all countries in the world, and forcing them to be the slaves of the US. Certainly not a bad idea. Would you like a real french maid? Eh eh?

Death Penalty: He fully supports executions of criminals in the most crazy way possible. He is however against lethal injections, citing them as “child’s play”. He wants to throw in a brand new idea in executing the worst of our criminals. And that plan is to let the victims choose the punishment, no matter what it is. Zim is a big fan of transplanting brains with rubber Pigs.

I think it’s pretty clear who the prime candidate in the US election is. So when you head to the polls on November 2nd, Vote Zim/GIR. For a better, safer, crazier, non filthy human administration, vote Zim/GIR. I command you.

I saw The Forgotten yesterday. It was pretty good. It was very strange though… I think the story is very, very cool. I liked the story a lot. But the big problem with the movie is the actress who plays the main character. She’s horribly ugly and red headed. She’s obnoxious. Her character isn’t obnoxious. Her character is a likable one… she is just, beyond bad. I’m sure she’s quite a nice lady and all, but she fucking sucked in that movie and it annoyed me. Great movie, horrible actress playing the main character.

I’ve decided not to talk about any news right now. I’m just gonna talk about me, and stuff… I really hate advertising. I’m just so god damn fed up with it. This is why the idea of XM radio and Sirius radio is such a good one. But what sucks is; when you’re listening to nationally syndicated broadcast shows on XM, you still have breaks, they’re just not commercials. I think they run PSAs and news inbetween. I would really, really, really, really, really like to get XM radio. But I don’t. Because it’s expensive as all fucking hell. 10 bucks a month? Worth it, I bet. But the fucking Receiver costs 74.27, the car kit costs 65.27. That’s fucking obscene. Ahh, maybe one day I can be a big fat rich suit wearing slob so I won’t have to worry about the cost of things. Maybe I’ll win the lottery. Maybe I’ll fall in a grocery store and break my crotch. Maybe I’ll get into an accident, not by my fault, with a police officer leading to me being paralyzed from the ankles down.

I would sue them all and get big, biggg money. Then I’d invest every penny of it and keep living at home until I made enough that I felt comfortable buying a house. I’d buy that house, and fucking rent it. Well unfortunately I have a headache now, and writing as become difficult. I think these daily headaches I get effect some critical thinking part of my brain. I really should see a neurologist.

Just days after bitching about how much the UKs most popular newspaper is bias and evil, they do something that is 10 times worse. They publish a column by an ignorant, evil person by the name of Charlie Brooker. Remember this name. In this article by Charlie Brooker, he blatantly calls for an assassination on President Bush. No, I’m not kidding. You read that right. ASSASSINATION. No matter how much of a dumbass you think George Bush is, and no matter how much you think Kerry is a demigod, this is way beyond crossing the line. If being a completely bias newspaper is say, petit theft, then publishing this column is murder.

For those who have not yet read this call to action, you can read it here.

I am now going to slice through this fucking ignorant dicklover’s bullshit like butter. First of all, he start’s running his mouth about the fucking bulge that never even made it as news anywhere because it’s so ridiculous. It’s a fucking bulletproof vest. Ask any law enforcement officer what it is. He’ll tell you. Next time you see a cop, look at him from the back. Even Howard Stern, who absolutely hates Bush, who slaughters him on the air every day say that this is a bulletproof vest.

This fucking retardo goes on to speculate on Bush’s behavior during the first debate, and talks about things he was doing to make it seem as though he was wired. As though someone was telling him what to say the whole fucking time. It’s just so inane. Really. His rhetoric is just fucking childish.

“Quite frankly, the man’s either wired or mad. If it’s the former, he should be flung out of office: tarred, feathered and kicked in the nuts. And if it’s the latter, his behaviour goes beyond strange, and heads toward terrifying. He looks like he’s listening to something we can’t hear. He blinks, he mumbles, he lets a sentence trail off, starts a new one, then reverts back to whatever he was saying in the first place. Each time he recalls a statistic (either from memory or the voice in his head), he flashes us a dumb little smile, like a toddler proudly showing off its first bowel movement. Forgive me for employing the language of the playground, but the man’s a tool.”

How about you ask for forgiveness for being such a fucking moron? How does someone this unintelligent get a column? How?? I just don’t get it. It baffles me. This talk is fucking insane. Bowel Movements? Kicked in the nuts? Tarred? What a fucking child. He’s going to write shit like this while at the same time comparing Bush to a child? Come the fuck on now.

“Throughout the debate, John Kerry, for his part, looks and sounds a bit like a haunted tree. But at least he’s not a lying, sniggering, drink-driving, selfish, reckless, ignorant, dangerous, backward, drooling, twitching, blinking, mouse-faced little cheat. And besides, in a fight between a tree and a bush, I know who I’d favour.”

More childish bullshit. How old is this fucking guy? Scratch that. How old is this kid? 15? He goes on to call Bush many things…

A liar? Maybe He did indeed make some distortions during the debate.

A sniggerer? To snigger is to snicker, so I’d have to assume that everyone on the fucking planet has snickered at least once, and I bet hearing the absurd shit John Kerry was spouting would make me snicker, or snigger too.

Drunk driver? Yep, Bush had a DUI. I wonder what’s in Charlie’s closet? Child molestation is my guess.

Selfish? Ummm… Ok.

Reckless? You could say that. That’s fair.

Ignorant? It’s dim to think that a President could possibly be ignorant and win an election. Ignorant people don’t go too far in life. That’s why Charlie’s job is going to be gone soon, because he’s ignorant. Fucking hypocrite.

Dangerous? I don’t think so. The only dangerous person is Charlie himself, for basically calling for an assassination on the President.

Backward? Too stupid to even comment.

Drooling? More childish bullshit.

Twitching? Come the fuck on now. Is there no end to this immaturity? How is even calling someone “twitching” insulting? It’s like trying to insult someone for breathing.

Blinking? This is fucking funny. The latter applies exactly in the same way.

Mouse-faced? I’d say monkey-faced. Most people agree he looks like a monkey. Certainly not a mouse.

Little cheat? Jesus Christ. I can just see this guy fucking pounding sand in his sand box because he’s angry that the stoopid (sic) United States is killing everyone. What a sad, crazy man.

The most crazy part so far, is that he’s saying that at least Kerry isn’t any of these things. Come the fuck on. This motherfucking lying imbecile. How can he even say that Kerry isn’t any of these? Kerry lied a lot too during the debate. Just as fucking much as Bush. FactCheck.org, fuckers. He may not be a drunk driver, but he is a self admitted war criminal. I’m not even going to bother going on. The people know that both candidates are fucked up, and neither of them are perfect.

The motherfucker goes on to close with this line-crossing statement.

“The world will endure four more years of idiocy, arrogance and unwarranted bloodshed, with no benevolent deity to watch over and save us. John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Hinckley Jr – where are you now that we need you?“

So there you have it. He asks where 3 president murdering assassins are when we need them. He’s calling for assassins. Do you not see that? This is fucking wrong. This is way beyond the line of politics. The Guardian publishing this goes far and beyond journalist ethics. If the President is killed after this, I think we should bomb the Guardian wherever it is. Come on, even you democrats out there must agree that this crosses the line, and it’s wrong. If this guy had a blog, and he said this, I wouldn’t care nowhere near this much. But its the UKs most popular fucking newspaper. When I see shit like this, it really just gives me this rage that I cannot get rid of. I hope I see this british bastard one day so I can fucking rip his balls off and shove them down his fucking throat.

My plea to my Government: Please ban Guardian Unlimited from the US, as well as Al-Jazeera, and bomb all Guardian locations in the UK. Please?

Joan Collins “Humiliated” After Airport Security Make Her “Strip” In Public

This is pretty humorous to me. Haha… Ha ha ha ha… Wait a minute… Who the fuck is Joan Collins? Do you know? I do not. Why is this news? It’s like reporting that Bob Smith bought lettuce at the grocery store today. If anyone knows who Joan Collins is, please let me know. I refuse to waste my time Googling her dumb name.

Inmate Wins $45,001 Suit For Getting His Shit Wrecked By Prison Officers

Bullshit. Someone who has commited armed robbery absolutely does not deserve civil rights. They deserve to get the shit kicked out of them constantly. This piece of shit is serving a 20 year sentence for armed robbery. This means he put a gun in someone’s face and used it to make a person believe they were going to die if they did not comply. For this action, this fuck deserves ass kickings. 4-5 times a day in my opinion. He should be fucking stoned.

And as for the group of attorneys who represented him, they’re pieces of shit too. But above them is the organization they work for. Prison Rights Information System of Maryland. Motherfuckers. Dirty, sleezy, scumbag motherfuckers. What kind of person decides one day that he wants to create an organization that will defend murderers, rapists, and other violent criminals because their civil rights are being violated?

I mean, forget the fact the fact that this guy’s rights were violated. Because obviously, they were. Forget about that though. With that being said, what kind of person actually cares that a person who used a gun to scare someone into thinking they were going to die gets the shit kicked out of them by a couple of correctional officers? I’ll tell you what kind a person. An opportunist who sees there’s money to be made, and who is willing to sell his soul for money.

So there ya go. Soulless, heartless pieces of dog shit trying to make money because violent criminals get beat down. And people actually want to elect a set of two lawyers as our president? You people are fucking nuts.

Guardian Unlimited has to be the most one sided bias fucking newspaper of all time. It is the UK’s most popular newspaper. I believe it’s a big reason why so many British are against the war. Then again, 3000 people didn’t die on their soil, so maybe if that was the case, they would have a different opinion.

Shit like this really pisses me off though. I have never seen any pro-Bush news on this site. Ever. It’s insane really. Never, ever ever. This is all you have to do. Click here to goto a search result page of the Guardian Unlimited website. The search term was simply “George Bush”. Seeing as every single result is either negative Bush, negative Republican, or pro-Kerry you can see the proof that some really big influential powerful media sources abuse their power in blatantly fucked up ways.

Fuck Guardian Unlimited. How about Bias Dicksuckers Unlimited. That would be a little better. I do believe. I mean, this “News Organization” is so fucked up, that I actually just found a page on page 2 or 3 of the search that actually links to a few election time products. “Foreign Leaders for John Kerry” badge, “Axis of Evil” three bad set which includes pictures of Bush, Cheney, and Ashcroft and the words “idiot, Dick, and fascist, Anti Bush shirts, Bush Toilet Paper, and a Bush punching bag.

But oh wait. They list a few “Anti-Kerry” products too. If you can even call them that. They link to “W Ketchup”, and obvious poke at the crazy ketchup lady. They also link to a John Kerry Frankenstein Mask, some weird British inside joke bumper sticker that’s anti-Kerry… I guess, a “You Forgot Poland” bumper sticker, and John Kerry Flip Flops. And that’s it.

So the verdict is 5-4, with more products listed being anti-Bush. And the products for Bush are much, much more rude and demeaning than the ones for Kerry. I didn’t even fucking understand one of them. Bias assholes. I hope you all die. I really think England is so pissed at the US because we kicked the shit out of them not once, but twice in history. We beat the giant twice and they’re pissed about it. They read about it in their history books, and it pisses them off. I’ll admit that it annoys me that we didn’t win the Korean and Vietam wars. We pulled out before victory, but that definitely bothers me slightly. But we weren’t invading those countries to make it ours. England was, and if we failed while trying to conquer a country, I’d hold a grudge for a long time. British bastards.

ACLU Files Suit Over FBI Questioning of Muslims

“LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – The American Civil Liberties Union on Thursday filed a lawsuit seeking to force the FBI to disclose information about its questioning of Arab Americans and Muslims in the agency’s drive to thwart any pre-election attack.”

These motherfuckers. They could really, really be the heroes of the US. They are using their power incorrectly. It’s really sad to think about, really. The ACLU could be the one heroic organization in the US to keep the powers that be in check when they’re fucking with our rights. But they’re not. They’re too busy making it easier for terrorists to murder us.

In this lawsuit, they’re suing for the evidence to sue. To protect Arabs I guess. Even though it’s the Arabs we must worry about, we must also protect them. Yeah fucking right. They’re immigrants. I was born here. My parents were born here. I have more of a right to be protected than then, in my opinion.

I don’t care about civil liberties. Here’s my civil liberty for the cocksuckers: I deserve an FBI that will profile the type of people who are a threat to my life. If the if pisses the Arabs off, then they can sell their fucking gas station and move back to their 3rd world country. Fuck them. They have it 10 times better here than they did. Beggars can’t be choosers. They can give up some rights. They’re used to much worse than this. Fuck the ACLU.

Do you wanna know what happens when an employee gets fucked with too many times? They fucking snap and do shit like this. Keep that in mind all you fucking dickhead bosses out there fucking with the butter on your bread. They’ll fucking kill your bitch asses.

Hi, I’m Frank Rich. I’m a fat disgusting slob and I molest girls. I enjoy masturbating to gay porn naked in my living room. I have fantasies of being an alter boy. Hehehe.

I also write a column for the New York Times. I usually just write about whatever I think is going to piss people off. I have no opinion really. My opinion is whatever the minority is. That way I piss off the majority, and they’ll hopefully talk about it.

I hate Bill O’Reilly. I talk about him a lot, because a lot of people like him. I write about him as often as possible. In all actuality, I’m extremely jealous of him. That is my confession. I am jealous of his success. I’m just a columnist. That’s all I am. I have a skill of annoying people, and I’m really proud of that but I really wish I was good enough to command the attention of 12 million people a night on a prime time TV show of my name. That would be really cool. That is why I hate O’Reilly so much. Because he has what I’ll never have. And that is a successful career.

Iraq Urges Aid Agencies To Stay

Well of course they’re going to want to fucking leave. Why aren’t these people who are prime suspects to be kidnapped still not being protected? Why aren’t there 10 british soldiers with this group? Why aren’t they driven around by coalition forces? I just don’t understand why this keeps happening. Here’s a simple solution dicks: Protect the people they want to kidnap and behead. Fucking asses.

Web-Based Kidney Match Raises Ethical Questions

…What? What fucking ethical questions. What fucking imbeciles these people who run this hospital are. It’s just fucking sick. What’s even more sick is the horrible website that the guy posted his ad on. He paid 295 a month to do so. It’s specifically a donor matching site. These people are fucking evil. Beyond evil. They know desperate dying people will use every penny they have to find a chance while they’re staring death in the face. It’s fucking sick and it makes me feel like I have fucking fire in my stomach. I wish I was fucking insane and had no regard for the law so I could go kill the motherfucker who profits from dying people in need of organs. Scumbag motherfuckers. What could be worse than this? Maybe charging to put informational ads for missing children. Oh wait, people do this for free already. Shit. Guess I can’t be absolutely evil. Maybe I’ll go murder kittens instead.

This is absolutely fucking scary. Really.

Liverpool Poised To Outlaw Smoking

And this is how it begins. Liverpool is in England of course, but England and the US are very much alike. It’s bad enough that you can’t smoke indoors in restaurants anymore in Florida and many other cities. Soon you won’t be able to smoke outside and in your own home. Why don’t people understand that if something annoys you, you can’t ban it. This goes for fags, smoking, loud car stereo systems, and dogs shitting on your lawn. I really hate people who abuse their power.

Bah that’s enough for now. This is why I can’t talk about news too much. It fucking pisses me off beyond belief. I get fucking furious. Now I have to do something extremely relaxing in order to function properly.