Entries from September, 2004

Who the fuck decided that nasty ass ugly anorexic bitches are hot and worthy of jerking off to? She’s fucking disgusting. Ewwie. Look at her fucking giant manly square head. Nasty lips. Gross skin. Nappy hair. She’s a fucking beast. Ugh.

Welp, today’s my birthday. September 28th, the coolest day of the year. I love birthdays. It’s your day. For 24 hours, you’re #1 on everyone’s list. It’s neat. Well…

The day hasn’t started too well. Or maybe it’s a blessing in disguise. I have a massive dental abscess. It started fucking killing me yesterday. And I got home from work last night and went to sleep and woke up at 3 am. It was excruciating. So my mom talked me into going to the E.R. So I went to the E.R. around 5 am and now I’m home. I got Penicillin and Vicodin. Hyrdocodone is my friend. Now I really dislike narcotics. I don’t like things that get you high, goofy, etc. But then again, when you’re on it you can’t help but enjoy it. Which I am now. And I’m pain free and in a damn good mood.

I have no idea what I’m doing for my birthday. I played hooky for work so I won’t be there today. I’m gonna do a whole lot of whatever the fuck I want. I’m gonna watch Man On Fire right now though. I’ll post more later. Peace bitchesss.

Florida Decides : Minimum wage on the rise?

Oh fuck I hope so. I make fucking 5.40 an hour. I started at minimum wage and earned a raise, that was given to me by the owner of the pizza place I work at. If the voters of Florida vote for this, I’ll be making over 30 more dollars a week, and I’ll be quite a happy camper. I can only hope.

I took on a lighter schedule at work as of late, so I only work about 30 hours a week. I get paid bi-weekly. So I mean, I would get like around 60 more dollars in my paycheck, and that’s a lot of money to me. Like I said, I can only hope.

Jeanne didn’t fuck me after all. It was very surprising. The conditions today were exactly the same as what Frances dished out, yet I didn’t lose any service whatsoever. I figured out why though.

Darwins Theory. Only the strong trees survived after Frances. So when Jeanne came rolling through, there were no trees to be knocked down. The falling trees and broken branches and not to mention Progress Energy making things stronger made it so power was not lost. No other service was interrupted either. Pretty neat I suppose. I am back to my stance on not fearing 50 mph winds.

As the pretty picture shows, I am completely fucked. I’m sure I will be without power in a few hours. If I’m lucky, my house will still be standing today. This fucking sucks. I know in a few hours I’m gonna have no power. And having no power fucking sucks. I need fucking power god dammit. I can’t handle that primitive shit. I’m absolutely lost without electricity. I don’t know what to fucking do with myself. It’s fucking nuts. I sit there and look around my room for something to do and there’s nothing. I suppose I can play with my rats. Maybe I can read. Or draw. That’ll give me about 20 minutes of entertainment. Fuck this sucks.

I really… really hope my power doesn’t go out. It’s total misery. Oh man, I’m like a fucking lost child without it. I can’t handle it. Fuck!

‘Choose Life’ Plates Ruled Unconstitutional

This is absolutely fucking great. I don’t think I’ve mentioned my outrage of this topic on the site, but I’ve talked about it a lot while driving or something, and I’ve given it a lot of thought.

It is fucking ridiculous that a state specialty license place features such a political message in the first place. I think that choose life or pro choice has no place on fucking license plates. But if they’re going to have ‘Choose Life’ plates, then obviously to be fair, they should have a ‘Pro Choice’ plate. It’s just unbelievable to me really.

I personally am pro-choice. In fact, I’m pro-abortion. Now, that may seem pretty fucked up, but I have a whole lot of logic to back it up. I’m not saying I’m pro death, and I’m not saying that I’m all for killing babies. My morals on the abortion subject are very specific. I’ll get into this now.

First of all, I believe having an abortion is morally wrong. Why is it morally wrong? Because you’re aborting a life to be that you created.

Now this might be a little confusing. I say I’m pro-abortion, yet I think it’s morally wrong? Well, it makes plenty of sense. The degree of the immorality of the abortion increases with the length in which you wait to have the procedure performed. That is my opinion on the matter. If you find out you’re pregnant, and the next day you get an abortion, then you are barely doing something that is morally wrong. If you wait 6 months, then you’re pretty much a piece of shit. However, somethings doing what is morally wrong is what is best for you and the ones around you.

One thing that must be kept in mind about abortions is that it absolutely is NOT ‘baby killing’. That’s just fucking stupid, and it is at the base of ignorant thought. When the child is in the womb, it is a blank canvas. Sure, it’s a waste to throw away an blank canvas that could be used to create the most beautiful painting of all time, but another one can always be bought. In this analogy, the canvas doesn’t begin to be painted on until that baby enters this world via vagina. This is the core of the argument.

Half the people things that the canvas starts to be painted on as soon as the egg is fertilized. The other half thinks that it starts when a baby comes out of its mother. Science can answer this one. But even the fucking Doctors debate this. So it’s a big unanswered clusterfuck.

So anyways, back to why I’m pro-abortion. It is absolutely wrong of a woman to bring a child into this world unless she can give it the life it deserves, give it the love and attention it deserves, and be 100% responsible for it along with a father. If you’re 17 and get pregnant, for fuck’s sake don’t have a kid. Don’t burden your fucking parents. Because they will be the ones to raise it. These fucking kids having babies make me sick. Assholes.

Basically, what I’m saying is that I 100% support people having abortions, and I recommend them to the assholes who will just end up raising a murderer or a rapist. Or even worse, a degenerate. More abortions need to occur. Maybe my beef is with society and the choices stupid little bitches make. Either way, it pisses me off. Maybe I’m not pro-abortion. I’m definitely pro-choice. Perhaps I’m just anti-stupid lazy whore who’s going to produce a kid who will have a miserable life.

lmao. I’m tired of hearing about this Terri Schiavo shit. I don’t even care what happens, just stop talking about it for christ’s sake. This is a long drawn out horrible situation, yes. But it’s just so redundant now. I wonder why they don’t show any recent footage of her condition. I mean, if she’s a fucking lifeless vegetable, then I see no reason to waste resources to keep her alive. If her parents believe in god, then it’s really despicable of them to be so selfish as to fight so hard for her to live in the condition that she’s in. I personally don’t believe in god though, so if I was her husband, I’d be fighting to keep her ass alive. I’d rather her in that condition then in a DEAD condition. Although, the saying goes that hope keeps all suffering in place. But this fuck is already remarried with children, so I think his suffering is gone. What a soulless prick.

This stupid bitch. I’m watching The Big Story with John Whoeverthefuck, and they’re doing a segment on bloggers. Here is this fucking poser bitch who I guess is supposed to be representing bloggers. She keeps fucking saying this world ‘blogosphere’. I guess that’s a word for the blogging community. I myself have been a member of this community for quite some time, and I’ve never heard this homosexual word before. This bitch is such a poser. She said, with a big shit eating grin on her face, that she started a blog 3 months ago. Hardly a fucking expert. They shoulda called The Sick. I would have explained shit properly. Plus, I would have been entertaining as all hell. Ugh. She keeps saying it. This lady is a fucking moron. She has no idea what the fuck she’s talking about. Go away. Jesus.

Yenno, I’m not too big on Christians. In fact, I’m not too big on anyone with religious beliefs. Although, I realized something today. Churchgoers are pretty friendly people. This is something that you don’t really see anymore.

I delivered 37 pizzas to a church tonight. I had 6 huge case bags which hold 5 pizzas, and 2 regular bags that hold 4. As soon as I pulled up, people flooded out to help me. It was crazy. This fucking old ass lady comes out first and takes 2 of the big ass cases from me and takes them in. I was like shit. She was very friendly. Then 3 other people came out to help. I ended up taking the 2 regular bags that hold 4 in. That’s it. And when I went in there, several people greeted me and talked to and asked me random questions about pizza delivery and what not.

They were very friendly. I wish people were like this more often. I like friendly people. Sometimes I attempt to be friendly, but am quickly rejected by some interesting asshole who’s too busy thinking about drinking the night away to give a shit about a conversation. Assholes.

The reason I’m even mentioning this is because this event made me realize that people are no longer friendly. Real friendliness. I’m not talking about when I goto Applebees and I’m greeted at the door. Although, sometimes you can find some pretty friendly people at Disney World.

It just really sucks when you think about it. This world we live in is rotten to the core. Society is fucked. I feel sorry for my children and grandchildren. They’re really going to live in a terrible world. Oh well. Maybe they will have time travel or teleporting in that time. That would make up for the rotten society. Or maybe being able to teleport from Florida to Alaska in seconds would cause some sort of revitalization. God dammit, I better live to see this shit be created. These fucking scientists need to get to fucking work.

Meet Eugene and Jack. They have no heads. Do you know what they did have? Jack Hensley had a 13 year old daughter. He had a loving wife. He had a high paying job to support his family. He had a birthday tomorrow… Eugene was 52. He had a loving family and a wife. But these two brave innocent men, who had the balls to work away from their families in Iraq to support them are dead. They’re fucking dead. And they have no heads. What kind of people would do this?

These guys would. Now these guys are pretty afraid. They must be weak, since only weak people are afraid. They’re so afraid that they’re all in disguise while in the presence of a camera. They’re also all holding fully automatic assault weapons. They must really be afraid of their hostage, Eugene Armstrong. Excluding the middle guy of course. His hands are tied up with the piece of paper he is reading from. I guess these guys are too mindless to speak on the spot. Which confuses me, since they’re so devoted to their beliefs.

Anyways, I’ve established the fact that these 5 pieces of shit are big fucking weak, scared pussy boys. So in light of that fact, I had to give them all clever nicknames. Meet Pussy, Dick Lover, Shit Eater, Bitch Boy, and Mom Fucker. A lot of thought went into these nicknames. Really. These Cocksucking Five are going to kill a British hostage tomorrow. I’m going to wake up and no matter what news site I visit first, I’ll see the headline there in bold. We’ll see if I’m right.

But these The Cocksucking Five are not a group in and of themselves. Of course not. They’re blind sheep. And who is their leader?

This is Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. He is Dick Lover. The middle guy. Man, what a fucking gay name. I swear, these fucking Islamic morons make up the gayest shit for names. If I was muslim, my name would be Abu bin Mattza al-Siikafuuk. That sounds kind of African, but it’s still cool as shit. God damn, even if I was Islamic I would still be cool. That can’t be said about many.

So here’s the monkey leader. He’s no Osama. He’s not hidden with great secrecy. He’s right there in Najaf. The whole Cocksucking Five is. So how do we deal with the problem of this man decapitating innocent Americans? It’s quite simple…

There ya go. Drop… bombs… there. Why aren’t the men in charge doing so? Do they care? What’s going on? The public is outraged about this. The only thing that the other fucking monkey George Bush had to say was this. Come the fuck on, you weak bastard. Do something. Do something about this. Why is it so hard? What am I missing? Drop the bombs there. It’s that fucking simple. Who gives a shit of innocents die. Better their innocents than ours. If you disagree, then you are a complete fucking idiot, and I’d like to cut off your fucking head.